Yolo Berry

You say “yolo” when you’re ready to take the world by storm and not care about the consequences (and when you’re mentally stuck in 2012). If you find yourself saying that, you may be looking for a toke that energizes your carelessness. We know you deserve it after a long week. If you want a numbing haze that relaxes your body out of pain and into sleep, Yolo Berry will give you the right attitude. Most people said “yolo” when they were about to do something risky or surprising. This is a sleepier yolo, but it’s probably a lot safer. You haven’t been young since 2012, after all!

Yolo Berry comes from three strains bred by Sal Robles, three strains that combine to form a super sour conglomerate of fruit flavors: OG Kush, Gelato, and Granddaddy Purple. This common lineage is why people who like Bubba Kush also love Yolo Berry. The strain is a heavy-handed evening companion, crushing your body into sleepy submission. But all you’ll feel at first is earthy pine tones, layered over sweetness, blueberry + citrus. You’ll be smelling pine and herbs as you smoke, tasting a sour orange peel wrapped around a brick as it smashes your brains. This is a potent best friend, this Yolo Berry.

The buds are dense and frosty, with heavy nugs, thick trichomes, and dark hairs. You’ll be dense and frosty too when you start smoking. At first, you’ll be focused, enjoying the earthy berry tastes, and pretty sociable. If you have some friends around, they’ll be the recipients of a lot of chatter. It’ll be easy for you to talk and socialize, which is why a smaller dose of Yolo Berry can help social anxiety sufferers get a little gumption.

In any case, the numbness will settle into your bones in a bit and your social clarity will turn foggy and oh so sleepy. At that point, the 20+% THC level will be treating your chronic pain, spasms, muscle cramps, and the like. You’ll get hungry and sleepy at the same time, so keep some snacks close to hand. You’ll be dragging a sack of potatoes at that point. The sack that was once your body.

People who suffer from insomnia need respite. Lacking it, sleeplessness can build up into fatigue and even mood disorders. Since Yolo Berry can help put your restless brain to rest, we recommend it for evening use in people with sleep problems. You’ll be able to wander into a piney forest, collect herbs and berries, and drift off with Yolo Berry’s help. Treating nausea, pain, spasms, and appetite loss are just bonuses for the journey.