White Bastard

What isn’t there to say about this amazing strain? Although the name may make some unfamiliar smokers associate this bud with The White or White Widow, White Bastard is an incredibly popular cross between DJ Short Blueberry and the incredibly rare God Bud. Although the original breeder of this bud has probably been lost to history, cannabis consumers everywhere owe that individual an enormous debt for having created this beautiful strain of cannabis. This bud is sought out by smokers everywhere in spite of its average 17% THC level.

White Bastard nugs are often a drab vomit-green or olive color. They are accented by thick, fuzzy pistils and an impressive blanket of tiny, frost-white trichomes. Out of the packaging, a pungent aroma is likely to alert any people in your vicinity to what’s going on. White Bastard smells just like the damp redwood forests of the Pacific Northwest: slightly skunky, earthy, and woody with hints of berry and pine. The flavor of White Bastard is what caused the strain to become so popular in the first place. Users love this strain because it has a savory and delicious flavor when smoked that tastes of sweet blueberries and pine. This interesting and unique flavor combo creates quite the tango of flavors on your tongue.

White Bastard’s high sets on hard and fast, hitting you almost immediately upon exhale. As your mind is elevated above the current problems you’re facing, a sense of euphoria washes over your mind and body alike. You’ll likely find yourself in a zen state of mind, consciously introspecting yourself without falling into the trap of negative recursive thinking. An intense sensation of complete relaxation will hit your body like a truck, leaving you completely and utterly sedated in complete relaxation. Cannabis users medical and recreational alike can benefit from this incredibly strong body high if they suffer from chronic pains and inflammation like arthritis. A tingly sensation quickly spreads throughout your torso and limbs, leaving you feeling warm and comfortable in your skin. This feeling is important as the warm, tingly, hugging sensation is a great effect for those who suffer from depression. As their mind is freed from its negative and recursive ways, the body is treated to a host of sensations that alleviate some pain and help the user feel comfortable. Many users lucky enough to have picked up White Bastard report raiding the pantry and fridge towards the end of this high. Many users report finding themselves snacking in order to quickly refuel for their next dance with the White Bastard.