Suicide Girl

One might hear the name Suicide Girl and think of either that group of tattooed pin-up models that haunt your Facebook sidebar or someone in desperate need of a friend to talk to. However, you can now add another option to that list, because this lovely lady might just be the girl of your dreams – and we emphasize dreams because this is a no messing around, knock you out and leave you snoring type of strain.

Suicide Girl is an indica-dominant strain cleverly crafted by Calyx Gardens. By crossing Poison OG and Platinum Girl Scout Cookies, Suicide Girl brings together the most surprising flavors and extreme potency, in the range of 27% THC on average, in one tantalizing buzz. Rich fuel-like aromas and fruity candy flavors are paired with licorice and black pepper to make this bud as much a flavor mystery as it is a seductress. This tasty gal produces dense, popcorn-shaped buds covered in fluffy amber hairs and a dusting of rich trichomes, giving it a dull green tone.

She offers a cerebral rush upon your first inhale, getting you ready to wind down after just one toke. Users will find their body caving to an all-over tingle that floods your veins and twists your senses leaving you feeling almost scatterbrained. This is a short-lived phase, although the light and floaty feeling lasts throughout your high. Her elevated THC levels work their magic as you drift into a buzzy, sleepy-like state, though don’t let your sudden tiredness fool you into thinking the party is over. This is an extremely talkative bud in spite of her desire to hypnotize you into dreamland.

Because of the intensity of the effects patients experience, it is recommended that Suicide Girl be treated with caution and utilized in small doses or by experienced users. Medicinal users will love this bud for her deeply calming properties, as it is great for anxiety and stress disorders. This strain has also been known to treat mild forms of depression as it also offers mood stimulation that leave you with a happy, airy feeling. However, if you struggle with erratic behavior disorders such as bipolar or extreme PTSD, this one might be okay to skip, as it tends to get under your skin pretty quickly and can cause minor bouts of paranoia. While Suicide Girl is recommended for people who suffer from insomnia, it occasionally has adverse effects and could be useful for those with chronic fatigue. It is also used by those who suffer from chronic nausea or muscle tightness.

Growing this plant can prove to be difficult for inexperienced gardeners and because it is such a rare beauty, cultivation instructions, tips, and tricks are also scarce. What is known is fairly generic in terms of flowering times and height, as this bud is typical of indica-dominant strains. She’ll reach a medium height and takes between 7 and 9 weeks for an indoor harvest.

Have you ever met a girl and thought “I could bring her home to mom?” Well, unless your mom loves a good smack-in-the-head bud, you might want to save that thought. Suicide Girl’s body calm and active mind make her great for use early in the evening and will give you just enough of a boost to keep you chatting it up with friends and floating through the room before the hard come down. Get your pillows ready and make sure your bed is made before you invite this gal over for dinner.