Martian Mean Green

One of the most respected breeders in the industry, DNA Genetics, developed Martian Mean Green as a flagship strain, and while she’s hard to find now, this bud has developed quite the following. Both G-13 Haze and Shark’s Breath crossed paths to give birth to this slightly sativa-dominant bud that’s great for medical and recreational purposes.

Newer users may feel like they’ve gone to outer space with this strain’s 20% THC average, but she’ll be just right for experienced smokers. One of the poster children for cannabis everywhere, Martian Mean Green nugs are large and bright green with deep amber hairs, frosty trichomes, and a thick layer of resin. A truly earthy set of flavors await you as this strain blends pine and floral notes for the ultimate mix of savory and sweet.

Martian Mean Green is one of those buds that kicks in rather fast and leaves you feeling her effects for hours on end, so it’s best to experiment with her first when you have nothing on your agenda. Most find that a super strong cerebral rush infuses a sense of energy and creativity that’s hard to beat, and when you combine talkative tendencies with a boost in mood, you’ll enter into a state of mind that you’ll never want to leave. However, comedowns do happen, and this bud will wrap you in a blanket of relaxation that leaves you intensely hungry.

Ideal for physical ailments that prevent you from being your best, this strain can help to alleviate most major issues including headaches, cramps, eye pressure, and chronic pain. Although she brings about an air of happiness to anyone who indulges, this strain isn’t quite as effective against stress and depression as others. Nonetheless, if you’re having a rough afternoon and need a little help getting through the rest of the day, Martian Mean Green can offer the liferaft you’re searching for.

Not much is known when it comes to effectively cultivating this strain, as DNA Genetics doesn’t even feature Martian Mean Green on their website anymore. Rumor has it that these plants do very well in a hydroponic environment but as they can withstand a range of temperatures, outdoor growth is also acceptable. An average of 8 to 10 weeks is necessary for full maturation, resulting in a pretty large yield.

If you can actually find this strain without having to travel the universe, Martian Mean Green will be a great accompaniment to your workday. Some find that her energetic nature is great during the morning as long as they can handle the relaxation she brings while others choose to indulge during a night on the town. No matter how you want to enjoy her, this bud will definitely treat you right.