Green Python

A rare strain gifted to us from House of Funk Genetics in Santa Cruz, California, Green Python hits hard with a set of indica-dominant effects that are pleasing and cerebral in nature. Bred by crossing Burmese with a Green Crack clone, this strain is best used in the evening time to unwind from the day’s events.

Bringing a high of 22% THC to the table, Green Python doesn’t play around. Her flavors and scents are a joy to behold, as sweet and spicy earth and kush blend together for an experience that many want to replicate over and over again. Dark green nugs are very leafy and sport a thick coating of amber trichomes along with bright matching hairs.

Many recommend that with THC levels averaging above 20%, Green Python is best left to experienced users. However, as long as you take it slow and steady, there’s no reason that a novice smoker can’t also get in on the action. The high you’ll experience is purely magical, as a hazy and uplifting cerebral wave washes over you. You’ll be chatty and social yet at the same time completely mellow and relaxed. Not the best choice if you’re headed out to an all-night party, Green Python is more appropriate for a chill hang-out at home with a few of your closest friends. As your high continues, your entire body will be overcome with a tingly and sedated feeling that may lead to a good night of sleep.

Green Python shouldn’t be counted out as a medical strain, although for serious symptoms or conditions other choices may be more appropriate. With that being said, it’s a great option if you struggle with mild depression or stress, but mostly it’s ideal for bodily concerns including eye pressure, muscle spasms, aches and pains, and insomnia. Users sometimes note a strong case of the munchies when smoking this strain, so those who are often challenged by a lack of appetite may also turn to Green Python for relief.

If this strain sounds great so far, it’s about to get even better. Green Python is an ideal strain for beginning cultivators and produces a nice yield in only 8 to 9 weeks. Plants tend to be on the shorter side and will thrive either inside or out. Breeders note that this is a fun hybrid to grow and is great for those who have minimal cultivating space.

Like a snake hiding up in the trees, Green Python is ready to strike the moment you take your first hit, although this attack will be nothing short of enjoyable. Plan your experience accordingly, because while you’ll note a nice set of relaxing effects at the start, once she has her way with you, this beauty will leave you for dead and longing for sleep.