Granola Funk

Will someone please find out where Bodhi Seeds is hiding and give them a pat on the back? Once again, this elusive breeder has developed another winning strain with Granola Funk, a cross between Wookie 15 and GSC. Balanced in effects and potent as can be, it’s a strain that only experienced smokers should consider. Granola Funk has embodied the best of both parents and is a bud you don’t want to miss.

Hitting just below the 30% THC mark on the high end, this strain doesn’t mess around. Fluffy nugs are a deep green with hints of purple, and alongside her fiery orange hairs and chunky trichomes, she’s a true sight to behold. Unlike most other strains, Granola Funk’s aroma and flavor tend to differ quite a bit, with each toke tasting like vanilla and nuts. Her scent, on the other hand, blends earth, grapefruit, coffee, herbs, and a touch of diesel to create something that’s hard to pinpoint – is it savory? Is it sweet? We’ll let you be the judge of that.

While you’re pondering her exact mashup of smells, Granola Funk will be taking you on quite the ride. Most users find that she’s great for daytime use as feelings of euphoria and creativity often come into play from the start. Energy levels tend to remain fixed, and if anything else, you might end up becoming slightly more relaxed. This bud inspires socialization like nothing else you’ve tried before, so bring her along to the backyard barbecue or on a hike with friends. Keep in mind, though, that most report experiencing an intense case of hunger sometime later, so having food around is a must.

There are only a few online retailers that even list Granola Funk in their catalog, and most of them are sold out of this bud. She’s not cheap either, and when you couple limited availability with an even more limited amount of growing data, it’s no surprise that people aren’t exactly jumping at the thought of cultivating her at home. Very vague results indicate that she takes between 7 and 10 weeks to flower and that plants can reach about 5 feet in height. Should you end up with seeds of your own, speak with an experienced grower before you begin.

Granola Funk can be tough to find at local dispensaries, but she’s so incredibly delicious that we think the journey is worth it just for that alone. Those who have been smoking for a long time will appreciate her ability to bring a ton of THC into your life without completely gluing you to the couch, and if you’re still working on increasing your tolerance, make sure to take this one slowly.