Blue Zombie

Just like the undead it’s named after, Blue Zombie seems like an improbability. With unknown breeders and a speculative lineage, how does this bud even exist? Most think that it’s new to the market and believe it to be a cross between Blue Dream and something from the Haze family, although that can neither be confirmed or denied.

Coming in with a strong and steady 21% THC level, Blue Zombie is a creeper. Nugs of this bud are oversized and long, yet boast gorgeous colors of purple undertones, orange pistils, and lavender trichomes. The flavors and scents of this mystery strain are pretty eclectic, with hints of coffee, grape, diesel, berry, and skunk all having their way with you. If you can get past the initial sensory overload, you’re in for quite the treat.

The first 30 minutes of your high will seem slightly out of place, as this indica-dominant strain offers a major mood boost right from the start. Users will feel slightly hazy but may wonder exactly when the strong THC levels will hit. Get ready, because you’ll soon turn into a zombie yourself with a super strong couch lock that leaves you practically motionless. Some report falling asleep due to Blue Zombie’s strong effects, so it’s best to partake of this strain when you have nothing to do.

Depression and stress are no match for Blue Zombie’s powers, as you’ll feel so stoney and hazy you won’t even have the brain power to obsess over any negative thoughts. High THC levels also work wonders on pain, cramps, muscle spasms, and headaches, and of course those with insomnia will love how easily they fall to sleep once high. While it can be said that this strain is equally great for recreational and medicinal users, it almost seems as if those with physical and mental ailments benefit more than those looking to have a little fun.

Wondering how you can grow some of this strain for yourself? We are too. With unknown breeders and no obvious way to obtain seeds or clones, you might as well kiss this garden project goodbye. Yet if you do manage to get your hands on Blue Zombie materials, try planting it outside in a warm climate. It can produce a rather pungent smell, so make sure your neighbors won’t rat you out.

Sometimes we all just need to completely check out from life for a while and take a trip into lalaland. Despite its freaky name, Blue Zombie is here to do just that with an experience that’s like none other. If you can stomach its bold scents and flavors, it just might become your new favorite strain for use at the end of a long day when you need an awesome night of sleep.