Dirty Taxi

Dirty Taxi is a Sativa-heavy hybrid strain that was bred by Archive Seeds from a combination of GMO and Chem I95. The result is predictably funky, drawing on the dank, fuel-like flavors of its parents and mustering them up into long-lasting, high-impact effects. The hashy, spicy flavor and chemical aroma may be enough to drive away inexperienced users. But those with a nose for fuel should get a literal kick out of this strain’s potential.

The immediate effect of Dirty Taxi is a hard-hitting feeling of euphoria. This strain gives you a rush. Your brain will be turned on, tingling, and full of motivation and energy. Those who want to use cannabis to get caught up on their to-dos, get back into a hobby, get chores done, or go out and explore nature will love this one. If you want to get motivated to be in the world, Dirty Taxi is a real up-and-at-em’ strain.

Its effects are long-lasting so you can be sure that you won’t feel sedated on your walk or in the middle of cleaning the house. The only real danger is that you’ll be giggling and over-associating, as one thought leads to another and you begin to feel elevated. If you have issues with a racing mind already, Dirty Taxi is not the right strain for you – it causes that even in people who don’t!

If you can handle the tingling around the eyes, which often culminates in a buzzy feeling in your head and face that pairs perfectly with motivated energy and happy giggling, you can make great use of Dirty Taxi. People suffering from chronic pain and headaches, depression, migraines, stress, or fatigue can use Dirty Taxi to alleviate their symptoms with positive power. It turns out that the motivation you lose from daily life may be hidden in spicy, powerful nuggets that can give it back to you. They grow fat and flat, dark green, with orange hairs and fat crystal trichomes. They cling to the buds like heavy drops of ice.

The flavor of Dirty Taxi is dank, hashy, and pungent. It has a taste of spice almost like black pepper and herbs with flavors of chemical hash and an aftertaste of fuel and earth. From that description, you may be able to imagine the aroma – unsubtle, potently spicy, and chemmy on the exhale.

If you don’t mind becoming energetic, motivated, talkative, and full of can-do vigor, Dirty Taxi is a cool ride. Its flavor profile leans heavily into the chem/fuel arena. But for those who can handle its unique charms, it has a lot to offer in terms of providing energy, relieving headaches, and getting your day going.