Green Monster

If you’re ready for a crazy cerebral high that leaves you questioning the existence of aliens, Green Monster should be a welcome part of your stash. This hybrid strain is based in the United States and is a cross between OG Kush, Purple Urkle, and Killer Queen. Although it’s a pretty balanced 50/50 blend, users note heavy indica effects as you’ll be happy yet super relaxed.

Green Monster features buds that are incredibly dense, making it a strain that’s heavy hitting. Its THC content is typically around 27% or so and is advised for experienced smokers only because of how intense the high can be. You’ll notice a pretty natural blend of smells and tastes with Green Monster, with notes of pine, earth, and woody scents all blending together. A rather chemical aftertaste can come into play with little tinges of tar at the end.

Users who want common sativa effects like happiness and euphoria will certainly get that with Green Monster, as it provides a relaxed high that will put a smile on your face. Yet as an indica-heavy hybrid, some of the more sedating effects will soon kick in. Get ready to experience your existential thoughts in their truest form, as many note that they have a hard time keeping a grasp on reality as Green Monster takes over. It’s known for a strong and long-lasting high, so plan accordingly.

Another well-known side effect of this strain means you may want to go grocery shopping before you partake, as the munchies can be extreme. Individuals who struggle with a lack of appetite often rely on Green Monster due to how hungry it can make you, and others in the medical cannabis community rave about its ability to relieve depression, insomnia, chronic pain, and migraines.

As is common with many intense highs, smoking Green Monster will most likely leave you with cottonmouth and the potential for dry eyes. Smoking too much often leads to paranoia, and users might feel dizzy with a bit of a headache. Don’t let that stop you though, as the ultimate relaxation it brings is well worth it.

Cultivating Green Monster on your own might be a bit difficult, as it’s a strain that’s known for being a little bit temperamental. Plants won’t yield an abundance of bud, yet it is safe to say that a moderate amount of product can be expected. This strain has a fairly average flowering cycle that comes in at around 56 days.

Green Monster isn’t for the faint of heart, or head for that matter, so be sure to use it carefully and prepare yourself for a potentially transcendental experience. Have the snacks handy, some water nearby, and enjoy the long and mellow high.